The CryptoNaturalist

Strange Nature for Strange People

The CryptoNaturalist is a scripted fiction podcast all about real love for imaginary nature. It’s about cryptids and other weird and wild topics. Featuring poetry and field reports to make our world a richer, stranger place.

New episodes on the 1st and 15th of each month.

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Episode Transcripts

Episode 1: Blue Spruce

Episode 2: Teacup Whale

Episode 3: Orbital Kingfisher

Episode 4: Russell’s Visitor

Episode 5: Elephant Spider

Episode 6: Your Basement

Episode 7: Parking Lot

Episode 8: The Half Remembered Forest

Episode 9: The Old Barn

Episode 10: Electric King Snake

Episode 11: Dirt Road

Episode 12: Storm Shark

Episode 13: Sassafras Grove

Episode 14: Constellation Turtle

Episode 15: The Cobs

Episode 16: Missing

Episode 17: Found

Episode 18: The Green Stranger

Episode 19: Midnight Library

Episode 20: Under Hawk

Episode 21: Highway Islands

Episode 22: Kushtaka

Episode 23: Omni Sparrow

Episode 24: You

Episode 25: What on Earth

Episode 26: Glow Tiger

Episode 27: Burrow

Episode 28: Bardic Hills

Episode 29: Cemetery

Episode 30: Basic Facts About Owls

Episode 31: A Voice in the Woods

Episode 32: Tree Bug

Episode 33: Glass Mice

Episode 34: Pep Talk

Episode 35: The Quiet Folk

Episode 36: Train in the Pines

Episode 37: Obsidian Bat

Episode 38: Pocket Crab

Episode 39: Bittersweet

Episode 40: Grandfather Jellyfish

Episode 41: Cassandra

Episode 42: Cassandra Logs 1: Dragons

Episode 43: Prairie Turtle

Episode 44: Cassandra Logs 2: Nameless Fish

Episode 45: Hello Traveler

Episode 46: Cassandra Logs 3: Doorway Creature

Episode 47: The Fire Feast

Episode 48: Brambleberry Scrambler

Episode 49: Waiting Room Loach

Episode 50: Willow Man

Episode 51: Shadow Fly

Episode 52: Mecha-Shrew

Episode 53: The Uneasiness

Episode 54: Mirror Falls

Episode 55: Feather Fountain

Episode 56: A Walk in the Woods

Episode 57: Breakfast

Episode 58: Ghost Flies

Episode 59: Moon Shadow

Episode 60: Moss Tide

Episode 61: Tending the Garden

Episode 62: Volunteering

Episode 63: Corvid

Episode 64: Northern Pondhawk

Episode 65: Autumn Traditions

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